![]() ![]() Sanctuary contains no elves or orcs, only humans of differing persuasions and the enemies are more devilish than fantastic. ![]() Like Skyrim (the last game I gave the Best/Worst treatment too) there is a fantasy setting here but the similarities are few. Don’t worry, that’s not a spoiler everything I just said is revealed in the first ten seconds of the opening cinematic.įor the TL DR crowd, the game is fantastic. ![]() Depending on which class you select, your origin is quite different but all roads lead to Rome, as they say, and you wind up investigating the meteor, partnering up with locals and killing a whole ton of dead, almost dead, undead and never-to-be-dead beasties. The basics of the plot is this: the player character arrives in New Tristram to investigate a fallen star, which many prophecies seem to point out as a possible indicator of yet another apocalypse. The third in the series of Diablo games, D3 as it is affectionately referred to (when not being called “just let me log in you sonofabitchwhorewankerfuckfuckityfuckshitdick” – more on that later) is once again set in the land of Sanctuary where apparently monsters trying to conquer reality is pretty commonplace. So in case you hadn’t heard, because you live in a cave or something and have your daily dose of House of Geekery printed out by an acquaintance and delivered to your door/hovel/bridge you lurk under, the geekosphere is abuzz with excitement as the long anticipated Diablo III finally arrives on doorsteps and hard drives and at game stores worldwide. I’ve not revealed plot points in the text and all screencaps were taken from pretty much the very start of the game, during the first few quests. Come, fellow traveller and hear a tale of darkness and devilry by Hedgehog ![]()
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